Category: Minutes
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Major Minus Snowstation
So three of us went on a major minus temperature skate last night. I was sitting at home thinking whether I should do Playstation or not so I phoned Milo who was just arriving at 5.45 on the nose, on time and inline with his precise calculations. “I got to go its an emergency” he […]
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Jazz Square Minutes
courtesy Gustav Eden Location: Jazz Square Attendees: Ray Beers, Fattie, Art Griff, James, Siggy Sturlasson, Milo (Insert Nickname), Undersigned. Special appearance: Baker SMS Announcements: “I’m here.” “We’re running late” “Want to skate Mayfair?” “Could you bring some wax?” Missed calls 6h15-6h45: 4 Temperature: Cold but bearable Humidity: Dryish/Undamp Session: 2hrs Introduction: Milo: Skating in a […]
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Skateboard Kung Fu
We went into a kebab shop because all the Vietnamese restaurants were closed. I had been so excited that we were going for a civilised sit down meal so it was pretty disappointing to instead enter a kebab shop next to a strip club. I proudly bought nothing and hung out at the back. An […]
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Baker’s Abridgement
By Andrew Baker Esq. Risking monopolisation of this one today yes it was slightly like that vulgar advert in places but all in all I personally had a bloody good roll about. To answer your polite enquiry here is the breakdown Pearson – Euston Square Brick Banks (to clear up any obvious ambiguity the grass […]
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A London Peculiar and Victorian Pastiche
By Andrew Baker Esq. With British Summer Time finally affording the assemblage evening daylight hours, congregation was successful amongst the ancient courts of Chancery. Southampton Buildings is secreted between the Inns and Bars of Staples and Lincolns Inn Fields, and houses what has been since the days of Curtis Mccann and the Bank of America […]
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Church Newsletter
Dear Reader, Wednesday 20th saw the plucky hunters take on a most frigid evening in March ‘King of the Months’, but the scent trail hung close to the ground which led to a satisfying outcome for many. Lord ‘Henry’ Snowdon began by setting up a quasi-erotic flashing booth at the Diving Boards. As the East […]
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Excuses
“I pulled a model and went back to her house, but purposefully left my board in the Addison Lee cos she didn’t think skating was that cool. Turns out she thought I was a producer anyway so fuck that shit.” “I was getting out of the bath when my ankle slipped on my flatmate’s dildo. […]
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Hackney to Wandsworth to Pimlico
There are no minutes – from me at least – because Saturday is different to Wednesday. However it was epic. Most people skated from Hackney to Waterloo via 2 or 3 major spots each with a session on. Then most people skated from Wandsworth to Pimlico via 2 or 3 major spots each with a […]
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Notting Hill to Tottenham Court Road
I am completely incapable of writing anything today, but I had a brilliant time. Playstation was good, but a few too many professional and talented amateur skateboarders. It felt a bit like when the skating stopped for a minute you could have a quick go. But it ended on the small mini ramp with some […]